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Disclaimer : More than half of it(contents of my blog) is fiction and intended only for entertainment. Not meant to be hurtful at all but if one or the other way it feels like that then it's purely unintentional and I hope for forgiveness !

June 25, 2014

This too shall pass !!!!

A realization dawned upon me very recently and I would like to share the wisdom which might come across as the 'out-pour of an irritated soul' but I would say otherwise! " Falling sick is the less of all the pains compared to what follows " - Yes, this is my new discovery albeit, not unknown. 

I recently fell sick ( nothing too serious but a common phenomenon) and remember,this is the dangerous part since it's common and most of them would have had a first hand experience, almost everyone you talk to will try to sell their own acquired wisdom !

Excerpts from my conversation between me and some wise people (friend 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, .....n = Friend).

Friend  : " Hey, what's up? haven't seen much of you now a days !"
      me  :  " Yeah been years since we met...."
Friend : " That too but haven't seen you on FB much !!!!!!"
     me   : " Yeah well, not keeping well "
Friend :  " OMG, what happened , all well? "
     me : (to myself : 'didn't I just say I was not keeping well, anyway..') " some little health issues here and there, nothing serious "
Friend :  " Tell me what happened "
     me : - explained what was wrong-
Friend : " Ohhh okkkk, you know this has happened to me too but not this severe but my cousin went through this and it was more than this. She had to do this- that and still it was like this and that "
    me :   ( is this supposed to make me feel better in any way? ) " Hmmm alright, I understand. Hope she's feeling better. Will catch ya later "

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Friend : " Hey long time ..."
    me :  " Yeah, not been online..."
Friend :  " That too but haven't met in years...what's up with you?"
    me : " Well, not much going on. You tell me."
Friend : " Heard you were not well, how are you now?"
    me : " Better but my blood sugar has been high for sometime"
Friend : " Ohhhh, that's sad."
     me : " No no not all that bad, my doc has put me on tabs"
Friend :  " You mean insulin"
     me: " No, just some tabs to control , not as bad as insulin tabs "
Friend : " Really? Shouldn't you be on insulin? are you sure?"
    me :  ( didn't I say I'm seeing a doc?. anyway...) " My doctor is quite sure. Anyway what's up at your end?"
 Friend :  " Eat this and that and don't eat this and that and then if you do this it gets better but if you do that it doesn't any day.......yap yap yap yap yap"
    me :  ( am I not saying it loud that I'm seeing a doc? and what doctor are you now?) " Well, ok. Kinda tired. Catch up later, see ya"

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Friend :  " Hey baby, how are you now?"
   me  :  " Ok ok I guess, not been able to eat anything so been losing weight"
Friend :  " whatever it is, don't do like how I did....I did this and that it happened like this and then this and that .........."
   me :  ( Not my first time you moron and why the hell will I do like anyone else. I'm actually losing it) " Hmmmm"
Friend :  " Was your blood sugar high last time as well? what was your random sugar reading? migraine still hurts, what have you been eating? Do you know you shouldn't eat this and that and you need to do this and that.................."
      me : ( Was keeping offline a much better idea? not just this but switch the phone off too?)
Friend : " You there, hello. Knock knock. I guess you are resting, will catch up when you are ok. Bye and keep me posted."
    me :  (Yeah , like I want to)

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This is what I was talking about, more painful than falling sick and I'm sure most of you have gone through it. Some people never wait to think how to make the 'sick one' feel better. Prescriptions will come from doctors and talking about different experiences will not always make it a comforting moment. ' Don't ask what's going on with the sole intention of offering free suggestions ' is my take away. 

Not all of them are that insensitive you know ? My closest friends call me and not make big bones about it. I learnt some good ones from them in case if I need to use later with someone else.

Sensible Friends :
1.  " I get what you are saying. This too shall pass."
2. " Once you feel like eating, let me know and I will make it for you."
3. " If you feel like talking or feel low, just give me a ring, anytime."
4. " You met the doc today? how did it go?"
5. " Is it better than yesterday ? If not, send your son here and take more rest."

Now it makes me wonder how much of a sensible friend have I been in the past? You know, because it's like Karma, they say. It finds a way to come back to you. So if I'm getting this much bugged with some, then I have done accordingly to deserve this but I'm glad I have some brownie points too to redeem. Well, that's enough gyan for the day. I'm tired you see, so will catch ya sometime soon but much later :-)






June 03, 2014

1 Like = 10 Respect

You know how you get that one email or an online post about the soldiers or people who who have braved all ? 1 Like = 10 Respect/Salute ? Does it irritate you as well ? I don't know how the brains of these morons, who forward such emails and posts, work? Or should the actual question be, if they really have one? You guys are so lazy that you are trying to equalize 'respect' with 'like' on the SNS (Social Networking Sites) and not just once but 10 times more!!!!. How about doing 10 sit-ups or push ups to show respect? Even then how does it make a difference to the person who has done great things in life ? Why don't you go meet them and do something that makes a difference to them than just showing the world that you are losing it!

And then there are these people who share disfigured people or babies and force you to like them? Again, what difference it makes to them in real life if et-al the picture is genuine. So now we use these 'Likes' and 'Shares' in stead of helping out people, is it? Amazing how we replace emotions and good deeds with e-life events!

Now there are these other people who are not less than the ones mentioned above. God fearing or loving people,I can't really say the difference though. These guys will warn you of the wrath you might bring upon yourself if you ignore or don't forward the emails or posts. It's like God checks his emails and Wall posts to see if people are compliant or not. The recent one being ' Satan will try to stop you from sharing but click share and defeat Satan' , are you kidding me? Now winning over Satan is as simple as clicking on share WOW! Wish our Gods knew this in the beginning it self and then we could all read it in our respective holy epics about being internet compliant since
our childhood. But it's our fault that we didn't invent these e-stuff much earlier.


I wish there was some rule to prevent these idiotic people from using cyber space and kick them out to acquire some common sense or atleast grow a pair.