Disclaimer :

Disclaimer : More than half of it(contents of my blog) is fiction and intended only for entertainment. Not meant to be hurtful at all but if one or the other way it feels like that then it's purely unintentional and I hope for forgiveness !

July 22, 2008

3 - D Angle

WIFE:
She reached home in late in the evening with splitting headache and plopped on the easy chair in the living room.Her husband was busy watching football match and didn't acknowledge her presence.She waited to see if he did anything different than continue being involved in the match but he was very indifferent.

She went inside her room in search of some comfort level and all she could think of was her new young client who showed that chivalry still existed in men.She recollected how he kept smiling throughout their interaction and used his humour to put her at ease.She wondered if infatuation existed among people in mid-thirties as well.
He:
He met his friends for couple of beers after office hours. He had a story to tell his friends how he charmed another woman and added to his records.Though it was an official interaction,he could sense all that woman needed was a bit of empathy and a lot of laughter which he did provide. His intentions behind this good act was to feel good about himself and to satisfy his ego which would eventually be bragged about before his friends with a touch of sexuality.
After all,his fellow men loved to hear things that happened between an old woman(probably married) and a young chap like him.
HUSBAND :
When he woke up it was around 3am and he realized he dozed off watching football match.Football was always his passion,it became even more special to him when he met his wife as his fan when he was one among the football players of county matches.After meeting with accident he was never able to play and consoled himself by watching them play.All he would forget was marriage did need time to nourish.
That evening when he was watching football he didn't take notice of his wife's arrival but when he realized it was late and she had gone to sleep.He stood by her and kissed her goodnight and resumed watching football.After falling asleep,he woke up at 3am,switched off the TV set and went inside to get some more sleep.

Wicked thoughts !

As I was taking interest in the stock trading I asked this friend of mine if he watched Sensex last week.He said(in his own words) " I love to watch Sensex only if all the Sen's are involved " and winked.That was not the only time,anytime anybody asked him anything he would try to make fun or irritate whoever asked.Don't get me wrong,this is a very good friend of mine and I like his sense of humour but I was waiting to make fun of him big time.

This friend of mine had been to his native on a vacation and when he got back he came to me and said "Geeths,look what I have got ? I have got cats,wanna look at them?".By the time he completed I bursted out laughing "I never knew you had a cat and you are asking me shamelessly if I want to look at your cat? So how many do you have?"at first he was confused and when he understood what I meant he flushed ,blushed and what not.He pushed me and walked away.

I,with all the good intentions,called everybody and told them about it.So whichever commo
n friend of us he met they would ask him "Hey dude,heard you have got cats....would you like to showcase them?"